21 Silly Tooth Jokes
Sometimes, people with less than perfect teeth hesitate to smile, but at Hansen, we think you should smile as often as possible. Even if you’re a little self conscious about your teeth, a big, happy grin can help make your day great.
That’s why we’re sharing some laughs today.
Enjoy this collection of our favorite jokes about teeth, dentistry, and orthodontia!
21 Tooth Jokes to Make You Crack a Smile
Q: How are false teeth like stars?
A: They come out at night.
Q: What do you call a dentist that doesn’t like tea?
Q: What kind of glue would you use to keep your teeth together?
A: Tooth paste.
Q: How can you get a great set of teeth put in for free?
A: Irritate a lion.
Q: What does a dentist’s chair and an Exxon have in common?
A: They’re both filling stations.
Q: What has teeth, but no mouth?
A: A comb.
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: You have a hole in one.
Q: Why did the termite eat the sofa, the chair, and the loveseat?
A: It had a suite tooth.
Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque.
Q: Why did the deer need braces?
A: He had buck teeth.
Q: At what time do people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty.
Q: What does an orthodontist do on a thrill ride?
A: She braces herself.
Q: Why did the cell phone go to the dentist?
A: It was having trouble with its Bluetooth.
Q: Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocain during his treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Q: Why are dentists such good problem solvers?
A: They’re experienced at getting to the root of a problem.
Q: Which teeth do you have to brush?
A: Just the ones you want to keep.
Q: What do you call a bear without teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
Q: Where do killer whales go to get braces?
A: The orca-dontist.
Q: If you brush your teeth at night to keep your teeth, why do you brush your teeth in the morning?
A: To keep your friends.
Q: If Jenny has 32 candy bars and eats 19 of them, what does Jenny have?
A: Probably cavities.
Q: What is an orthodontist’s favorite day of the week?
Which one of these jokes is your favorite? Know any side splitters that we missed? Share in the comments or on our Facebook page!