Brace Yourself: Funny Tooth Jokes from Hansen Orthodontics
A smile can say what words sometimes can’t. That’s why at Hansen Orthodontics, we spend every day helping people feel confident about theirs. But hey, even we need a little help to put a smile on our own faces sometimes.
So whether you’re stopping by for a consultation, a braces adjustment, or just some friendly advice from the best orthodontist Las Vegas has to offer, we’ve got something extra to share—some tooth jokes guaranteed to make you grin.
21 Tooth Jokes to Spark a Smile
Q: How are false teeth like stars?
A: They come out at night.
Q: What do you call a dentist that doesn’t like tea?
A: Denis.
Q: What kind of glue would you use to keep your teeth together?
A: Tooth paste.
Q: How can you get a great set of teeth put in for free?
A: Irritate a lion.
Q: What does a dentist’s chair and an Exxon have in common?
A: They’re both filling stations.
Q: What has teeth, but no mouth?
A: A comb.
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: You have a hole in one.
Q: Why did the termite eat the sofa, the chair, and the loveseat?
A: It had a suite tooth.
Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque.
Q: Why did the deer need braces?
A: He had buck teeth.
Q: At what time do people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty.
Q: What does an orthodontist do on a thrill ride?
A: She braces herself.
Q: Why did the cell phone go to the dentist?
A: It was having trouble with its Bluetooth.
Q: Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocain during his treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Q: Why are dentists such good problem solvers?
A: They’re experienced at getting to the root of a problem.
Q: Which teeth do you have to brush?
A: Just the ones you want to keep.
Q: What do you call a bear without teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
Q: Where do killer whales go to get braces?
A: The orca-dontist.
Q: If you brush your teeth at night to keep your teeth, why do you brush your teeth in the morning?
A: To keep your friends.
Q: If Jenny has 32 candy bars and eats 19 of them, what does Jenny have?
A: Probably cavities.
Q: What is an orthodontist’s favorite day of the week?
A: Toothsday.
If one thing is true about smiles, it’s that they’re better when they’re shared. So the next time one of these toothy jokes makes you laugh, don’t brush it off! Instead, pass it along – you never know whose day you might brighten. After all, smiles (and jokes) are contagious.
And if you’re wondering whether braces are in your family’s future, check out our article: 7 Signs Your Child Needs Braces where you’ll find helpful insights from our Las Vegas Orthodontist.
